ONE DOG RULES THEM ALL

Lab is here to prove the power of the big dogs on crypto. No more cute dogs like Shiba or comic dogs like Doge. Degens wants something new. We've seen the fall of the shady frogs. Cats dont even play the game. All of these are gone.

New Meta is HERE. A new reign.
$LAB is a BIG DOG for degens.
Degens' rights reserved.
Yours truly loyal dog, LABRADOR.

address CA

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LAB'S ONLYFANS

AND XVIDEOS

What does it look like? Fuckin ROME wasn't built in a day. And that was a city... ok, the capital of an empire, whatever... we're here to build THE WHOLE FUCKING EMPIRE, you mother fucker. AN EMPIRE.

MOON SON Not to be confused with Monsoon

About Labrador Token

Yo, shitposters and crypto degens! Prep your buttholes for the batshit unholy demon of tokens – Labrador (LAB).
This motherfucker's off its chain, wilding out on the blockchain. In the clusterfuck of meme land, Shitville, there was this softcore Labrador pup, cute as a button. But the universe dropped trou and took a cosmic shit on him with a fuck-off big X-UFO. Now he's an ugly, braindead, meme-riddled monstrosity. Here's LAB, the fucking king of dogshit coins. But wait, there's more fuckery afoot. Our LAB ain't just a furball, he's a fuckin' alien cyborg nightmare. The dickhead's slobber is packed with nanobots, ready to skullfuck you when he lands a sloppy one on you. These tiny asswipes will turn you into a meat puppet for our psycho Lab. Welcome to the doggy matrix, where Labrador's the big kahuna. Gossip on the grapevine says that the demented old fuck, Biden, is nothing more than a Labrador in a skinsuit. Those cringe 'pissing his pants' moments? That's just Lab taking a leak, claiming its turf. We're balls-deep in some X-Files shit now. Spot our X-logo, smack that shit, and brace for some NSFW Lab humping that's dirtier than your mum's Xvideos stash. Two Labs, one crypto, geddit?	Labrador Token is the most batshit crazy, moon-pumping, internet-screwing, cat-hating coin you'll ever come across. this LAB might be the buttplug of dog coins, but we're high on this fucker as the most unhinged, headfuck, next-level degen crypto token. A dog-meme-robot uprising with a side of Lab action? That's more twisted than Elon Musk's secret OnlyFans! LAB's the toxic waste lovechild of every shitcoin you've ever seen – DOGE, SHIB, you name it. But with extra fuckery. Brace for a tsunami of WTFs, ROFLs, and meme magic with the Labrador token. LAB - where being degen ain't just tolerated, it's the whole fucking shitshow! Buckle up, fucktards, 'cause we're riding this crazy train off the fucking rails!
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Yo, shitposters and crypto degens! Prep your buttholes for the batshit unholy demon of tokens – Labrador (LAB).

This motherfucker's off its chain, wilding out on the blockchain.

In the clusterfuck of meme land, Shitville, there was this softcore Labrador pup, cute as a button. But the universe dropped trou and took a cosmic shit on him with a fuck-off big X-UFO. Now he's an ugly, braindead, meme-riddled monstrosity. Here's LAB, the fucking king of dogshit coins.
But wait, there's more fuckery afoot. Our LAB ain't just a furball, he's a fuckin' alien cyborg nightmare. The dickhead's slobber is packed with nanobots, ready to skullfuck you when he lands a sloppy one on you. These tiny asswipes will turn you into a meat puppet for our psycho Lab. Welcome to the doggy matrix, where Labrador's the big kahuna.
Gossip on the grapevine says that the demented old fuck, Biden, is nothing more than a Labrador in a skinsuit. Those cringe 'pissing his pants' moments? That's just Lab taking a leak, claiming its turf. We're balls-deep in some X-Files shit now.
Spot our X-logo, smack that shit, and brace for some NSFW Lab humping that's dirtier than your mum's Xvideos stash. Two Labs, one crypto, geddit?

Labrador Token is the most batshit crazy, moon-pumping, internet-screwing, cat-hating coin you'll ever come across. this
LAB might be the buttplug of dog coins, but we're high on this fucker as the most unhinged, headfuck, next-level degen crypto token. A dog-meme-robot uprising with a side of Lab action? That's more twisted than Elon Musk's secret OnlyFans!
LAB's the toxic waste lovechild of every shitcoin you've ever seen – DOGE, SHIB, you name it. But with extra fuckery. Brace for a tsunami of WTFs, ROFLs, and meme magic with the Labrador token.

LAB - where being degen ain't just tolerated, it's the whole fucking shitshow! Buckle up, fucktards, 'cause we're riding this crazy train off the fucking rails!

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LAB TOKEN XVIDEOS PAGE

LAB in ACTION. LAB style, on the market.

WATCH lab fucking the market and other shit coins. The ONE AND ONLY

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SING-ALONG

Yo, down in Shitville there’s a pup,
Cuter than a buttercup.
Then X-UFO gave a slap,
Turned it into a meme-filled mishap.

(Chorus)
Labrador, Labrador,
Off the chain, we can't ignore,
Dogshit king on the crypto floor,
LAB's the token we adore!

(Verse 2)
Spittin' nanobots in your brain,
Biden’s just a Lab in vain.
In the doggy matrix, we're lost,
LAB's the boss, whatever the cost.

(Chorus)
Labrador, Labrador,
Ruling the blockchain, hear its roar,
With Xvideos and OnlyFans galore,
LAB's the freakshow we explore!

(Bridge)
Degen ain't just tolerated,
It's the shitshow we've created.
WTFs, ROFLs in every token,
With LAB, the meme magic's awoken.

(Chorus)
Labrador, Labrador,
Wildin' out, ready to soar,
Dog-meme-robot uproar,
LAB's the madness we're here for!

(Outro)
Riding this crazy train off the rails,
In a world where DOGE and SHIB pales.
Labrador, Labrador,
You're the degen lore, forevermore!

How to Buy	Tokenomics, whatever...
First, get the Phantom extension and make an account here: Phantom Next, link Phantom to RAYDIUM and grab some $LAB Raydium Chart on DEXTools Chart on DEXScreener	The LAB contract is written on solana SPL standarts. The total supply of Labrador is 420 MILLION (420.000.000 that's a lot of zeros!) Trust in Labrador. That is it. Who cares anyway?